Programmer Mom T-Shirt — "I Do Not Have the Programming to Be a Mother" Retro Gamer Tee
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$27.00
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Soft, worn-in comfort meets playful tech humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee drapes with a relaxed fit and a plush, lived-in feel that grows more comfortable with every wash. The vibrant, retro-inspired print — full of pixelated robots, circuit-board flourishes, and warm neon type — reads “I do not have the programming to be a mother,” a cheeky line that lands as both self-aware and affectionate. It sits easily in a coder’s wardrobe for late-night sprints, weekend meetups, or cozy remote days at home. The single-piece tubular knit and double-needle seams keep the silhouette clean and durable; the garment-dye gives each shirt subtle color variation so every piece feels unique. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it’s the shirt you’ll reach for when you want to show off your nerdy sense of humor without sacrificing comfort.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular, seamless body with double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Programmer Mom T-Shirt — "I Do Not Have the Programming to Be a Mother" Retro Gamer Tee
$27.00
Sale price
$27.00
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular, seamless body with double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean