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Carry a wink of dark humor with you everywhere — this cotton canvas tote pairs hefty, old-school durability with a cheeky, horror-themed print. The image shows a vintage-inspired Jason-like character holding a coffee mug beneath the headline “Just out here trying to make friends — it’s called networking.” It feels like a secret handshake for anyone who laughs at awkward social rituals and late-night pop culture references. The sturdy canvas stands up to daily carry: groceries, books, a laptop, or that extra layer you toss in on cool mornings. Choose natural for a classic, timeless canvas look or black for a bolder contrast that makes the artwork pop. It’s the sort of bag that sparks smiles and starts conversations at conventions, coffee shops, and casual meetups.
Product features
- 100% cotton canvas — heavy 12 oz/yd² fabric for long-lasting use
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, easy-to-store silhouette
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable support
- Sewn-in label; sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Tote Bag — Retro Horror 'Just Out Here Trying to Make Friends, It's Called Networking' Cotton Tote
$21.99
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$21.99
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Product features
- 100% cotton canvas — heavy 12 oz/yd² fabric for long-lasting use
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, easy-to-store silhouette
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable support
- Sewn-in label; sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry