{"product_id":"tote-bag-retro-horror-just-out-here-trying-to-make-friends-its-called-networking-cotton-tote","title":"Tote Bag — Retro Horror 'Just Out Here Trying to Make Friends, It's Called Networking' Cotton Tote","description":"Carry a wink of dark humor with you everywhere — this cotton canvas tote pairs hefty, old-school durability with a cheeky, horror-themed print. The image shows a vintage-inspired Jason-like character holding a coffee mug beneath the headline “Just out here trying to make friends — it’s called networking.” It feels like a secret handshake for anyone who laughs at awkward social rituals and late-night pop culture references. The sturdy canvas stands up to daily carry: groceries, books, a laptop, or that extra layer you toss in on cool mornings. Choose natural for a classic, timeless canvas look or black for a bolder contrast that makes the artwork pop. It’s the sort of bag that sparks smiles and starts conversations at conventions, coffee shops, and casual meetups.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas — heavy 12 oz\/yd² fabric for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, easy-to-store silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable support\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":46407545815213,"sku":"32764248938834646893","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":46407545847981,"sku":"14133403460591828430","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0772\/7477\/5725\/files\/5184492884288919968_2048.jpg?v=1782241858","url":"https:\/\/mommycurses.com\/products\/tote-bag-retro-horror-just-out-here-trying-to-make-friends-its-called-networking-cotton-tote","provider":"Mommy Curses","version":"1.0","type":"link"}